Chapter 1: An Introduction to Calm's Unique Offerings

Have you ever experienced the soothing yet chaotic sound of rain hitting a jungle canopy? This is just one of the unique soundscapes found on the Calm App.

Take a moment to breathe deeply and find tranquility in the absurd. Imagine a quirky, marsupial-like creature, much like yourself, dozing off only to wake up suddenly. This is the essence of relaxation that Calm aims to provide.

Explore some of the app's lesser-known features that promise to whisk you away from stress. Experience the gentle hum of an airplane cabin during beverage service, or the distant echoes of a coffee shop bustling with chatter. Here’s a preview of what you can find:

• A rainstick that seems to turn forever
• A cozy cottage set against a picturesque countryside backdrop
• Psychedelic light patterns synchronized with nostalgic 80s synths

Pause and take a break, because let’s face it—overwhelm has become a common state of being today. While the app is free to download, a subscription of $14.99 unlocks a treasure trove of relaxation sounds.

Try Out These Hilariously Unique Soundscapes for Free:

1. Airplane Cabin During Beverage Service
2. Womb 20 Hours into Labor
3. Hairdryer Blowing a Fuse
4. Coffee Shop Chatter
5. Barista Making Perpetual Latte
6. Muffled Argument of a Couple Next Door
7. Leaf Blower
8. Partner Snoring Nearby
9. Car Alarm on Next Block
10. Unrelenting Recess Screaming
11. Unloading Dishwasher Clank
12. Teeth Grinding
13. Beep of Large Truck in Reverse
14. Lawn Mower
15. Ghost Toilet Flushing
16. C-Pap Machine
17. Whispered Argument from Your Parents’ Bedroom
18. Garage Door Opening
19. Weed Whacker
20. Electric Toothbrush Whir
21. Garbage Disposal Grating
22. Neighborhood Dogs’ Incessant Barking
23. Coffee Machine Grind
24. Dentist Drill Whiz
25. Uneven Washing Machine Spin Cycle Clunk
26. Smoke Alarm Low Battery Chirp
27. High School Garage Band “Finding Their Sound”
28. Never-ending Construction Work at Intersection
29. Faraway Train Whistle of Indeterminate Destination
30. Neighborhood Strays in Heat
31. 18-Wheeler Downshifting
32. Electric Pencil Sharpener Siss
33. National Geographic Narration
34. Bob Ross

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Chapter 2: Fixing Your Calm App Experience

If you encounter issues with the Calm App, such as background scene music not playing, don’t fret. This video provides a step-by-step guide to resolving that problem.

In case you find the background sound not stopping, this video will help you fix that issue as well.